People should have to take a test and get a licence if they want to carry umbrellas. Why do people think they have the right to blunder along a crowded street, vision obscured by a golf umbrella large enough to house the second stage at the Reading Festival, poking people in the eye with their sharp spines. If you can’t control your brolly and show some consideration for other pedestrians, you’ll just have to get wet. Your hair didn’t look that good anyway…