As I was sitting at work, waiting around for some n*b jockey to send me some tax opinion that some other n*b jockey needs to see before I can go home, I decided to type "work sucks" into a search engine (much like tucola typed in "eat my shorts" as a web address once, and has had hours of fun ever since.....). Amongst various interesting Scandinavian sites (triggered by "sucks" rather than "work" I presume), I came across a site for ranting and in particular instructions on how to make a hand-turkey. I'm off to make one now to see if anyone at work notices.