Bring back MacGyver

Not just because I enjoyed it, but because MACGYVER SAVES LIVES. There were many neat tricks on MacGyver that could prevent serious accidents and injury. For example, just last night an American friend of mine managed to get chewing gum stuck in her boyfriend's copious chesthair. Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but she did - and twas a terrible sight to behold.

I'm sure that had MacGvyer still been showing, they would have known that peanut butter could have saved the day. Luckily, the aforementioned American remained calm and relaxed (chiefly due to alcohol) and approached her beau with a large frozen chicken, to "freeze the m*therf**ker off". However, he politely declined.

So if you ever see a man with a large piece of hair missing from his chest; remember that Macgyver could have saved him...