Tucola is on holiday

So I am going to take over his site with inane banter of my own. Don't worry weblog fans, it WILL NOT have anything to do with motorcycles or how rubbish my job is. Unfortunately that leaves me (and the rest of this site) rather devoid of material until the football season starts. So, Rio, eh? £30 million, eh? You could buy a lot of fish n chips with that.