Tucola is still on holiday...

...which perhaps explains why I am finding it difficult to post things without having to type them out several times. What I was trying to say was that one topic of conversation which I have always been interested in is that part of the female anatomy which George Macdonald Fraser affectionately refers to as the "top hamper". To this end, I heard a story the other day about a friend of a friend (I know it sounds tenuous, but stick with it) who was going to the gym because, and these are her words, HER BOOBS WERE TOO BIG. Not her backside, not her belly, but her breasts. I do not understand. I am also fascinated by this simple statement. I did not believe that such a thing were possible. I am given to believe that she is an otherwise very slim young lady so presumably this is an attribute which most women (and almost all men, apart from Chrishola) would find desirable. I am joining the gym.