Cum on Feel the Noize

Nickyg, Tucola and I had our first band practice last night. Songs were butchered, neighbours were annoyed and booze was drunk. Tucola (who I should point out is remarkably adept at drumming given he's only had a few lessons) proved that he was even more adept at getting trashed - before, during and after band practice... Evidently a student of famous drumming hellraisers like Keith Moon, John "Bonzo" Bonham and, er, Phil Collins, Tucola has decided to start his rock n'roll career as he means to go on by boozing heavily and injuring himself in bizarre incidents (yesterdays was an attempted WWF "angled body slam" which went slightly wrong). At this rate he'll be dead before our first gig. For my part, I thought I'd written a monster hit tune, which just needed lyrics, before I was informed I'd unwittingly re-written an existing rock standard - when nickyg started singing "Take me down to the Paradise City...".Bastard. Still, was a bloody good larf. Cheers boys.