Happy Thanksgiving you seppos. Saw this about amusing ways to liven up your Thanksgiving dinner. Generally small pony and somewhat reminiscent of those emails that idiots forward to you ad nauseam, but redeemed by the amusing:

“Volunteer to say grace, and try to say thanks as Snoop Dogg might. Suggested vocabulary words: grizz-avy, tizz-urkey, cran-beezy sauce, gizz-izzards”;

and the unsubtly barbed:

“Honor the first Thanksgiving by travelling across an ocean, having a delicious dinner with the friendly people, and then killing them and using a mocking caricature of their culture as the mascot for a sports team. Also, wear a buckle on your hat”.