So we had a team building thing last night, during which we were shown clips from the Matrix (“Do you believe that my being stronger, or faster, has anything to do with my muscles, in this place?”, etc), invited to break boards with karate chops, given lessons in juggling and tight rope walking (the latter is very tricky). Wacky stuff. I thought all this sort of thing went out in the 80s? Still, I feel suitably energised for another year’s work… or maybe I should quit and get a job organising team building evenings; sounds like a fun job.