At the risk of making a sweeping generalisation, traffic wardens are anally retentive jobsworth wankers who make life in this town just that little bit more irritating and expensive for the hard–working citizen. Yes, I got another parking ticket under code 62 — “parked with one or more wheels on any part of an urban road other than a carriageway”. You guys suck.

[UPDATE: It has been pointed out to me that they are only doing their job and it is my fault for illegally parking and if everyone did it, where would we be, eh, and it’s all great fun until someone loses an eye. Which made me feel much better].