Further ranting an' ting

And another thing; so we become lawyers because we’ve got no imagination? Gordon Pollocks, I’ve got imagination, it’s just that throughout my life it has worked against me not for me… e.g when someone gypsy's kisses me off I readily imagine them kicking my teeth in so I am reluctant to call them a turkey plucker as they deserve; when I talk to a fit girl I imagine she thinks I’m a weird pervert so I probably end up looking like one; when I’m on a thumb sucking ski–lift I imagine plummeting to my death so I end up having to go to a blasted hypnotherapist… I could go on; imagination = over–rated.

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