Six things that wind me up at the gym

1. Men who really fancy themselves and wear trainers with no socks
2. People who invade personal space
3. People who thoughtlessly wander about in my line of sight when I’m trying to lift
4. People who really fancy themselves and wear Oxbridge college sportskit, particularly men who look posh with Kim Barnet haircuts
5. People who stay on the equipment I want to use for ages and sit there on it for ages in between sets
6. Birds that really fancy themselves and think they’re really fit cos they go to the gym twice a week