So I went to my first ever yoga class last night. Not feeling too stiff today, but man have I got a lot of work to do if I’m going to get anywhere with this — the only way I can currently “bend over and touch the floor” requires my arse to be practically on the floor as well. As usual when I find myself in a “learning” situation, I had to fight the tendency to revert to being a school kid and make “amusing” sotto voce quips to the adjacent students. I should note that none of my friends and acquaintances who talked a big game in the pub about turning up for this actually showed on the day.