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Friday, September 24, 2004 :

Younger than I look

Now as I said the other day, I turn 30 this Autumn. But I must admit that I was a little surprised to be handed this in the street last night:

New deal 50 plus leafletNew deal 50 plus leaflet

Slightly worrying that I look like I am:

  1. over 50; and
  2. currently receiving benefits.



Comments:
I can see it myself
 
Give the old dear a goatee and its a strking resemblance to Tucola.
 
Hey 'tucola' (cool nickname!), I think that was me (cute brunette, 5ft6, sexy smile lol!) that gave you that leaflet last night - I'm studying dance and drama but I got a job handing out those damn leaflets to old fogeys in the evenings and I just wanted to meet you cos you looked h0t- should of put my number on the back in case you wanted to meet up :-)

xx
 
Well, I'm glad you read this website and I'm flattered, but I'm afraid:

1. I'm actually attached already;
2. You're probably a bit young for me;
3. 5ft6 seems a bit short for a bloke;
4. I'm not gay,

but good luck with the dance and drama anyhow.

T.

T
 
In the 11 years that I've know you, and secretly suspected that you were a massive lifter, that's the first time I've heard you openly deny that you're gay!
 
(Shush; he wasn't my type and I was trying to let him down gently...)
 
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