Q: "What did you do with Sully?"

A: "I let him go." Having managed to never seen the entire movie before, and endured years of Tucola quoting Arnie one-liners from the flick, I stayed up last night to watch "Commando" from start to finish. Fantastic. They don't make 'em quite like that any more. In case the audience had any doubt, the cheesy title sequences make it abundantly clear that Arnie loves his daughter very much (they eat ice cream together, feed tame deer together, and, er, frolic in the pool together), and woe betide any Latin American dictators or psychotic ex-work colleagues that interrupt their blissful countryside existence.