New weapon

One of the most striking images of the Islamic fundamentalist threat is that of the suicide bomber, going into battle against us in our places of work, entertainment or on our public transport networks such as the tube with dynamite–laden vest, fanatical zeal reinforced by the promise of virgins in paradise. I was therefore interested to see posters on the tube recently suggesting that we might have found a terrifying weapon with which to strike back — a suicide vest compared to which the power of mere explosive is as the bite of a gnat to a mauling from a salt water crocodile:

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The wearer will presumably infiltrate into the dark places where terrorists gather, before triggering the device and deploying Kerry Katona with devastating consequences to all within range.

Labels: london, war on terror

Comments:

Don't let your new wife see that picture of you strapped to the bird with the big jubblies.

# posted by  Ade Doltery : 11:02 PM

 

That's not me. It's the bloke from the posters on the tube, who I believe is married to Kerry Katona and stars in the reality TV thing that the posters are advertising.

# posted by  tucola : 10:38 AM

 

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