EMAIL SAFE
Finding it impossible to refrain from using bad language in your emails? Tired of your messages being bounced back by draconian corporate email filters? Type your message in the box and hit "convert" to translate any prohibited language into innocuous Cockney rhyming slang which will slip through the finest net.
If you can't understand a message you have received from this site, checking "show the filth" converts back the other way - just cut and paste.