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Thursday, June 30, 2005 :

Formatting/validity

Blogger have fixed it so that you can turn off the new markup they were forcing onto the site, thus avoiding the formatting and validation problem that it created. This site now validates and looks like it is supposed to. Any remaining layout problems are due to bad design. I’m not clear why Blogger couldn’t have put the new code in the templates in the first place, which is what I have now done, in the right place, so that I can use their new image thing without problems if I want to. But it’s their call I guess. What do I know? I’m just a doctor.



Tuesday, June 28, 2005 :

Formatting/validity

The main point here, as I have stated in an email to Blogger, is that for the first time (I think) Blogger has started publishing code on to people’s sites outside of the user’s control. I regard this as a seriously retrograde step. So far, the support on the Blogger site fails to grasp this issue. I don’t want a workaround that will allow my site to look right notwithstanding the new code that Blogger is inserting onto my site. I want to retain control of my own site. If Blogger will no longer allow me to decide what is published to my site, it’s a sad day, because I’ll have to find an alternative content management solution that will. Which I really don’t want to do, being lazy.

I’m not trying to sound like a whining ingrate here. If Blogger decides that it needs to go this way for the users that it wants to support going forward, that’s obviously a decision for it. But I don’t think that this approach is going to work for me.



Friday, June 24, 2005 :

Formatting/validity

The formatting on this site has gone funny because Blogger appear to have changed something, such that <div style="clear:both;"></div> is inserted at the start of each post. The way my template is set up, this renders the html invalid and breaks the stylesheet. I’ve sent an email to see what is going on — hopefully, they can change it back so I don't have to redesign the stylesheets to make it work. I would note that this change will also render the html of their standard templates invalid, so it doesn’t seem like a very great idea.



Thursday, June 23, 2005 :

Passionate Pro-European

Tony Blair was both booed and cheered today when he attempted to justify his record on Europe by telling Jacques Chirac “I’m a passionate pro; you’re a peon”.



Tuesday, June 21, 2005 :

NTA

Another advert for which I am not the target audience, which I therefore (or is there really a causal link — YOU DECIDE) thought totally sucked. The Special K “loser” advert. The idea is that the woman in the advert is successfully using Special K in her diet in order to lose weight. It shows the woman going about her day with people “complimenting” her with “morning, loser”, “this is X, she’s a real loser”, etc. This advert sucks because the epithet “loser” is intrinsically offensive and therefore makes the viewer feel uncomfortable. You can’t just apply it to losing weight, you idiots. It is inextricably linked in our minds with something distateful — i.e. being a useless/unfortunate twat. If someone said “morning, loser” to me, I’d want to punch them. A similar thing would be trying to sell gym equipment with “morning, lifter”, “this is X, he’s a real lifter”. It’s just not going to work, guys.



Monday, June 20, 2005 :

Nutters

I see I’ve made it incidentally onto the California Superbike School website, as an extra in some footage of one of the instructors nearly chucking it down the road. Lucky that I’d taken my mirrors off, because seeing that happening behind me would probably have put me off somewhat.



Thursday, June 16, 2005 :

Choreographus Interruptus

Contemporary dance and motorcycles. It’s good to see this site getting back to its roots. Last night I went to see h2dance with Donald Hutera perform Choreographus Interruptus at the Robin Howard Theatre. So, what went down? I’ve written a review — show/hide review.

For those who can’t be bothered with the review, I would note only that it was a pretty dancey, arty audience and there was audience participation. This extended in some cases to people barking like dogs and sniffing the dancers’ butts (yes, this happened) when asked to participate “as forest animals observing the dancers from outside as in the Disney movie Bambi”. In relation to that, I would say only, since when have dogs been forest animals? Like, duh. I suspect that when this kind of thing happens, the performers must be pretty concerned that things are spiralling out of control, in a bad way. And some of the audience were probably thinking the same. All sounds pretty whacked–out, doesn’t it? Well, I guess it was, which is why I say in the review that I don’t think that this would immediately translate terribly well to the wider world outside of a fairly arty, practitioner–based audience. But it certainly kept the attention. And Donald Hutera (who is apparently a big shot dance critic according to the other half) seemed like a nice guy.

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Wednesday, June 15, 2005 :

Further lessons

I wonder whether I should stop using the road bike on the track? To get it back to pristine is going to be £1,500+ in parts alone.



Why I crashed

I’ve been thinking about why I crashed and had an exchange of emails with someone at the California Superbike School, which I hope he won’t mind me reproducing here for future reference with the email addresses taken out. It seems that I am thinking along exactly the right lines — it’s just a matter of executing correctly.

Show/hide emails



Monday, June 13, 2005 :

Brands Hatch

Was out on track today at Brands Hatch with No Limits trackdays, trying to put some of the California Superbike School stuff into action. Everything was going fine until I binned it two sessions before the end by getting distracted by another rider and running wide on the exit from Druids hairpin. The bike’s a bit worse for wear (argh, my lovely bike!). I’m basically unhurt. Earlier on in the day, someone who was there from the Ninjas’ site snapped a pretty cool picture of me on one of the two left–handers, Graham Hill bend. Quite a tricky corner, due to curving downhill approach, but the first place I ever got my left knee down (on California Superbike Level 2 last Summer).

Tucola at Graham Hill Bend - click



Friday, June 10, 2005 :

Spam email

“Poorly–drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines”. Very funny.



Wednesday, June 08, 2005 :

Parking

I’ve just heard that they’ve cancelled the second parking ticket as well. A pleasing victory for the little man. In the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher, “You can’t beat the system; mad to try. But you can lift the heart with an occasional little victory”.



Rude adverts

Phallic logo awards. Pretty funny, in a childish Captain Pugwash “surely that can’t have been inadvertent” way.



Saturday, June 04, 2005 :

Parking

Further to my post about CCTV parking tickets, I was delighted to get a letter this morning informing me that one of the tickets has been cancelled and apologising for the delay in dealing with my correspondence. Without counting any chickens, that has got to bode somewhat well for the remaining ticket, which is for an identical alleged “offence”.



Thursday, June 02, 2005 :

You might be amused by this — the most misleading headline of the week.



Wednesday, June 01, 2005 :

Eminess

A good comment in the Times about Marks & Spencer:

Every time I hear a story about the company’s problems I worry that it might disappear and then, if I wanted to buy clothes, I’d be forced to go shopping. In M & S you can buy a suit, shirt and shoes in ten minutes. How can it be in trouble? What’s wrong with you people?

I agree. Long live M & S. But it does have a real image problem. Funnily enough, someone asked me just yesterday “where do you get your suits from?”, the implication being that they liked the suit I was wearing and expected an expensive, fancy retailer as the answer. I was embarrassed to answer “this one is from M & S, actually”. Their image is much worse than their products. Why is that and what can M & S do about it?




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